Kitchen Witchery - And Other Nonsense

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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Porky Goodness


On the menu tonight was a pork chops, scalloped potatoes, and an almost-caprese salad. The pork chops were a recipe from Cook's Illustrated that only kind of worked. Basically, you're supposed to rub them in salt, pepper, a touch of oil, then put sugar on the one side to make it brown. You cook it at such a low heat, it wouldn't brown normally, or so the recipe says. It also says that if you have an electric stovetop, you should put the pan on medium high *before* you season the chops, to let the pan heat up... which seared the everloving crap out of my chops. It was okay, I brined them prophylactically, but they were still tougher than I'd like.

It was a day of minor muff ups. The caprese was almost-caprese because I ran out of fresh basil, and didn't realize it until I was serving. I also forgot to add cornstarch or tapioca flour to the potatoes, which would have made the milky sauce a lot more clingy on the potatoes. It was still good, just kind of d'oh. It would have been a lot better. Eeeh, it happens. I should have had better mise en place going. I will tomorrow, after I force(read:bribe) Dorkus to help me clean the hell out of the kitchen.

5 Comments:

Blogger Nettle said...

I know what you meant by "prophylactic brining" and yet I still have an utterly inappropriate mental image.
I have two fat CSA porkchops sitting in the freezer and I am thinking what to do with them - your recipe sounds good in theory but difficult in execution. Eagerly awaiting more porky ideas.

6:34 PM  
Blogger Meme said...

Pork was good, didn't taste tough to me, maybe I got a good bit?

I liked the potatoes as is, The sauce had thickened a bit anyway, due to the potato starch maybe?

At any rate, was good stuff.

What are you going to bribe him with? Will there be partial rewards? What if I pick up an orphaned juice cup? Will that net me any of this sweet sweet graft you speak of?

6:36 PM  
Blogger Rose said...

First COTR, then CUTR, then straighten the pantry, then shop.

If your SO has helped with the first 3, s/he deserves to go along for the shop and throw some mysterious or fattening stuff in the cart.

5:57 AM  
Blogger Helen said...

Rose: Pfft, like he doesn't anyway. Mysterious snack cakes always appear when Dorkus comes shopping with me.

Meme: The problem is, he's really easy to bribe. Iced tea, swiss cake rolls, free pass to sleep on the couch: any one of those will get me an hour's ungrudging assistance. Can you offer me the same value for my money? What if I throw a red velvet cake with the good icing in the ring? Will you clean it FOR me? >:)

Nettle: *grin* Although salt and still-attached fleshy bits is not always the best combination. Kind of stingy.

I'll email you the recipe proper without my ramblings and see if it sounds easier to you. I'm still not sure I followed it correctly. You have a gas range, yes?

8:15 AM  
Blogger Maebius said...

ok, first this is the second blog entry where you use the term 'prophylactically' to prepare brining, and I also have to mentally pause and clear my mind of latex-wrapped foodstuffs. :)
Second...well, to be honest the first thought is still in my head.

/apply brainbleach.
the brine is preventative of tenderness, not disease...the brine is for food....g'ah!

11:19 AM  

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